September 2011
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Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most...
– Cordelia Chase (via an-awesome-bitca)
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Harmony: You know... I'd appreciate if you didn't mention this to anyone.
Cordelia: It's our secret. (later on the phone to Willow) How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony?! Sunnydale's that far away that you couldn't afford a little phone call?
Willow: Harmony? What about Harmony?
Cordelia: She's here. In LA.
Willow: Yikes. Big yikes. What happened? Did she come after you?
Cordelia: Yeah! She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night!
Willow: Your bedroom? How did she -
Cordelia: She came in while I was sleeping! Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there. But I think she got the message that I don't go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.
Willow: You wounded her?
Cordelia: She'll get over it. I never should've invited her to stay with me!
Willow: Say what?
Cordelia: Yeah. I know.
Willow: Cordelia! Okay... we're all clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?
Cordelia: Oh. Harmony's a vampire? That's why she - oh my god, I'm so embarrassed! All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo! ...oh, yeah? Really? well, that's great! Good for you!
Willow: Thanks for the affirmation.
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August 2011
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That awkward moment when Katy Perry and Nicki...
city-of-my-heart:
that’s how you do it Gaga
hahahh
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God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
katiefuckingfitch-:
Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”
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Castle of Lions: Tyler the Creator just won a VMA.... →
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princeabubu:
kurt-santana:
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billybloom:
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Lyrical example: “rape a pregnant bitch and call it a threesome.”
oh
my
fucking
god
i actually have that song on my itunes
“rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends i had a…
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touristseason:
ladyxgaga:
Jo and Adele.
But seriously. I’m now shipping Lady Gaga + Joe Calderone + Adele. This works guys.